They would haunt you.

In fact the way in which "double your pleasure" stuck around double time, and Oscar Mayer had kids running around wishing they were processed meat, its been clear that using music to sell a product would be forevermore a staple in marketing plans.  Upbeat music to sell underwear, soda, and toiletries is now part of our Americana.

This video for Nansee Cassiss uses bouncy ball type jingle magic to remind folks how to spell her name.  I will leave it to the reader to determine what this style of music might remind them of.

Just close your eyes, listen, and make a note of which pet food comes to mind.