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    BREAKING NEWS: Granholm names four new cool cities, world peace finally achieved


    By Nick, Section News
    Posted on Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 09:49:09 AM EST
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    Oh, GREAT news everybody!  Governor Granholm announced Scottville, Ypsilanti, Caro and Clio are now officially "cool cities!"

    And guess what...  It worked.  It really really worked!  The economy just turned around!  No, I swear, those 56,000 jobs we lost last year?  They just hired all those people back.  Businesses took shutters off their windows and moms and dads started drawing paychecks.

    Our unemployment rate isn't 7.2% anymore either.  We're right there with states like Montana now at about 2.5%.  

    Oh, and word's flooding into the RightMichigan.com newsroom... apparently there's a massive crush of humanity moving back into the state from Ohio, Indiana and Illinois even now as we speak.  Our young people are moving back home.

    Also, the clouds just parted and heaven spoke, promising Michigan an exclusive two hours of extra sunlight tonight for beachgoers, pigs are flying, the UAW supports right-to-work legislation and I just discovered I have the ability to shoot laser beams from my eyes.  This is so exciting!

    Wow.  What a great day for Michigan.  I was clearly wrong.  Cool cities are cool.

    Alright, so everything I just said was a lie... well, except for the fact that the governor announced four new cool cities.  Details details.

    < 195 Days of political cowardice | Granholm: The Economic Governess >


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    I like (none / 0) (#1)
    by SJapinga on Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 09:58:04 AM EST
    the post...funny

    flying pigs (5.00 / 1) (#2)
    by LX on Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 11:12:28 AM EST
    Those flying pigs have not been cleared for airspace use in Dearborn.
    It appears that Dawud Walid, executive director of the Michigan chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), views this as a Islamic incitement.

    Infidels!


    Awesome (5.00 / 1) (#3)
    by Nick on Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 11:20:14 AM EST
    That's awesome.

    That must mean (none / 0) (#4)
    by sandmman on Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 11:36:36 AM EST
    that they're against all the PORK added to bills!

    And they say (5.00 / 1) (#5)
    by PMOTVRWC on Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 12:02:57 PM EST
    pigs can't fly...........

    Can they use the money for a Monorail... (5.00 / 1) (#6)
    by RightMacomb on Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 12:22:00 PM EST
    A monorail would be great for these cool cities...remember how it helped out Ogdenville, North Haverbrook, and Brockway...a monorail put them on the map...tell me when the insanity in Lansing ends.

    Very funny, Nick! (5.00 / 1) (#7)
    by jrfoleyjr on Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 12:56:11 PM EST
    Actually, the fantasy was funny, but the reality is grim. The Granholm obviously is not finished with her six year plan to run Michigan into the ground with the blessing (YES! blessing) of big union that has been fooled by her. In Michigan, the Democrat regional headquarters are found at the nearest UAW hall. This is the constitutency along with the MEA that take credit for her re-election. Maybe there is a plan to re-invigorate unionism in Michigan, but I fail to see how burying Michigan will accomplish it. Also a heavily unionized Michigan will drive business elsewhere.

    What is your real plan, Jenny?

    Maybe it's just me... (5.00 / 1) (#8)
    by John Galt on Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 01:03:34 PM EST
    But has socializm / communizm arrived when the State starts telling you what's "cool"?

    I can see some future headlines now... "Gov. Granholm declares Maytag 'Cool Washing Machine'"

    "Gov. Granholm declares pidgeon poop 'Cool Fertilizer'"

    Or maybe I'm just not hip anymore.  Clio a "Cool City"?  Let's go hang out at the Kmart just off Interstate 75!  Maybe we can get some frozen cokes and shop the blue light specials!

    nothing says "cool" (5.00 / 1) (#9)
    by Nick on Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 01:13:35 PM EST
    like a frozen coke and a blue light special.

    I like the monorail idea (none / 0) (#10)
    by sandmman on Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 01:26:49 PM EST
    Can we connect each COOL CITY with every other COOL CITY in Michigan - as well as have them all connected to Lansing and Detroit?

    Then we can also have a monorail running from Upper Peninsula to Lower Peninsula, Upper Peninsula to Mackinac Island to Lower Peninsula.

    And how about monorails to ALL OTHER STATES who have an uneployment rate lower than ours?

    Have I bankrupted Wechigan yet?

    Have I made the Unions happy yet?

    Not sure what she's thinking on this one... (none / 0) (#11)
    by mikefisk on Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 01:45:24 PM EST
    ... Scottville, a "Cool City"?  Has she ever actually visited there?  There's not much to it (basically Ludington's leftovers), but, then again, she did name Manistee a "Cool City" a while back, which basically shows how little the award actually means.

    Maybe she can bestow it on Baldwin or Flint next (if she hasn't already)...

    "To all those whom I have not yet offended: Please stand by, and I will work to remedy the situation as soon as possible."

    There's always Hodunk (none / 0) (#12)
    by sandmman on Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 01:57:15 PM EST
    that can be named a COOL CITY - oooooh, I can't wait for the festivities!

    It's just good know... (5.00 / 1) (#14)
    by Republican Yankee on Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 08:01:33 PM EST
    that after more than four years of deliberation, Granholm and company FINALLY think that SOMEWHERE in the thumb is "cool".

    But let's get serious about this program...it is worthless!  I can remember when I was younger and living in the Lansing area.  I stayed here because I've HAD GOOD JOB OPPORTUNITIES not because of all the things going on at MSU, not because of the Common Ground Festival.  Jobs.  IT'S THE ECONOMY STUPID!  Hillary must not have taught her student that yet.

    Uh Nick (5.00 / 1) (#15)
    by RushLake on Wed Jul 25, 2007 at 06:00:38 AM EST
    They're flocking here from Ohio because they can drive faster than the speed limit, unlike in Ohio. Also, Jenny hasn't figured out how to drive our lakes away, so people from Ohio come to see what a real lake with a real campground beside it actually looks like. Don't get too geeked up. Besides, Liz Void hasn't commented on your post on behalf of Clueless.

    Cool Ciies (5.00 / 1) (#16)
    by when will they ever learn on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 12:44:19 PM EST
    Ok here are some figures for you. I have 8 children.  @ have moved to Colorado to find decent paying jobs.  One  had a business in GR that went bust because of the economy.  Another is moving to Colorado with promise of doubling income better benefits and a future as the job he has worked at here for 11 years was dead end and facing permanent lay off due to auto industry connected.  

    I have 8 children.  Another 3 of the 8 derive their incomes from work out of state 95% of the time and  have to travel and begone for weeks and months depriving their families of their companionship just so they can pay the bills here in MI.  Another is permanently disabled.  And the last actually works and lives in this state.  

    My children and Grandchildren are moving away and our fixed income does not allow us to travel to where they are therefore cutting us off in our twilight  years of the joy and companionship of our children and grandchildren.  

    Great state, what?  Go Jenny!!!!!!!!!  That's right go Jenny.. I don't care where you to but for the love of God leave this state and lets get someone here who in the Governor's office who has a clue.  

    Conservatives? (1.00 / 1) (#18)
    by NoviDemocrat on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 01:06:24 PM EST
    Again, I love all of the conservatives on this site who are looking for a government solution to the state's economy.

    Let's try a little test - how many changes in tax and economic policy that have been signed into law or taken place since the Governor took office? One can argue about the merits of them but let's just see what the changes have been since Engler left and Granholm took over. I'll start:

    Minimum wage raised
    SBT changed to MBT
    Personal income tax rate reduced from 4.1% to 4.0% in 2003
    Personal income tax rate reduced from 4.0% to 3.9% in 2004


    The government fix I'm looking for (none / 0) (#19)
    by sandmman on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 01:13:47 PM EST
    is for Jenny No-Brain to step down, leave, or complete her lobotomy and STAY OUT OF THE WAY.

    She's a total incompetent.

    Besides, she campaigned originally saying she had the answers and would share them once she was elected. Turns out a turnip has more common sense than Granholm.

    Then in the most recent campaign she told us we'd be blown away if we elected her. Morons voted for the moron for governor - and that's what we have.

    Wonder if ND is really granholm's identical twin sister, separated at birth!

    Just repeating what you said (1.00 / 1) (#27)
    by NoviDemocrat on Fri Jul 27, 2007 at 12:10:29 AM EST
    JG, I don't know why you are complaining. You said you wanted a tax cut and I acknowledged that. As for Nick's position, I never bought that no one in state government on the Republican side wants tax cuts so I wouldn't go overboard defending that.

    gnu2u: I know it's rough that you're forced by the government to pay people more than sweatshop wages. Maybe Republicans can run on a repeal the minimum wage platform. Sound good? As for the SBT, it's at its lowest rate in years. It's being repealed and the new MBT has reductions in rate for personal property. If Republicans had their way, they would have left the personal property rates as-is. So it sounds like your directing your complaints in the wrong direction. As for requests for donations, what does that have to do with state government?

    mikefisk: We raised our minimum wage but since President Bush approved a federal minimum wage hike, they would have gone up either way.

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